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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
2025

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Rose Byrne is astonishing as a working mother hanging on by the barest thread in this darkly comic dramedy. Therapist Linda’s 10-yearold daughter has some mysterious illness, is being fed by tube requiring constant care. At the same time Linda’s husband is away and the house floods.

Director

Mary Bronstein

Runtime

113 Minutes

Country

United States

Classification

Unclassified 18+

Premiering at Sundance, then the buzziest title at Berlin, Rose Byrne is astonishing in this darkly comic A24 title about a working mother hanging on by the barest thread.

Therapist Linda’s 10-year-old daughter has some mysterious illness, is being fed by tube and requires constant care. At the same time Linda’s husband is away and then the house floods causing a surreal hole in the ceiling. Mother and daughter (who you never see) then move to a motel.

At the motel, Linda becomes on talking terms with the guy (A$AP Rocky) in the room next door and quickly sinks into a state of adolescent resistance – drinking, smoking and disappearing for a bit while fighting with her analyst (Conan O’Brien), who may be operating as a father figure in this scenario.

Shot in close-up with limited if no establishing shots to provide perspective and a brilliant, unsettling sound design, we are living in Linda’s pressure cooker life. Nothing may ever have really captured the intensity of motherhood quite like this film – the clawing need of a child represented brilliantly by a disembodied voice coming from below. You really feel for Linda and just want that child’s voice to go away.

“Hilarious and harrowingly brilliant … one of the rawest and most honest movies ever made about contemporary motherhood.”

IndieWire

Sundance, Berlin, Melbourne
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Film Credits

Director

Mary Bronstein

Year

2025

Country

United States

Language

English

Type

Feature & Fiction

Program Strand

Special Presentations

Producer

Sara MurphyRyan ZacariasRonald BronsteinJosh SafdieEli BushConor Hannon & Richie Doyle

Writer

Mary Bronstein

Cinematographer

Christopher Messina

Editor

Lucian Johnston

Cast

Rose ByrneConan O’BrienDanielle MacdonaldA$ap Rocky & Ivy Wolk

Film Source

Vvs Films

Genre

Black ComedyDramaPsychological & Women

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